Masturdating: Urban Word of the Day‏

This means going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

"Dude I saw Pineapple Express twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating"




Speaking of Pineapple Express, there will be somekinda spiritual successor: Your Highness.


This movie is directed by the same guy who gave you Pineapple Express. It is set in...ah fuck,  just read this:


Thadeous (Danny McBride) is a lazy, arrogant prince whose brother, Fabious (James Franco), must go on an epic quest in order to save their father's kingdom. Natalie Portman plays a warrior princess who is also the lazy prince's love interest.^[4] Zooey Deschanel plays Belladonna, Fabious' virginal bride.^[5] Justin Theroux plays Leezar, the evil wizard who kidnaps Belladonna. Michael Clarke Duncan plays the Giant troll.


Sound Epic, Right?